
This has nothing to do with eBay. It is more of a Mom thing. I was cleaning out my computer files today, and found this thing that I wrote a few years back when my daughter was 8 years old. Do you agree with this observation?
8-Year-Old’s Guide To Doing Homework
1. Ignore parent when he/she says, “OK, time to do your homework!”
2. When you hear parent say, “Come on, time to do homework!” continue playing Barbies. Act deaf.
3. When parent yells, “Get down here and do your homework!!!” walk downstairs very, very slowly.
4. Ask parent where your backpack is.
5. Roll eyes when parent says, “I guess it is where ever you left it.”
6. Retrieve backpack from kitchen floor and dump contents onto kitchen table.
7. When parent asks, “OK, what is your homework tonight?” Reply with, “I don’t know” while shrugging shoulders and looking at the ceiling.
8. Watch as parent looks through folders. Become nervous that parent might discover ALL of the homework you have to do.
9. Find pencil.
10. Decide you don’t like that pencil and choose another one.
11. Announce that you need to sharpen pencil. Disappear to office and sharpen pencil for 5 minutes.
12. Slowly walk back to kitchen. Examine family pictures along the way.
13. Play with cat.
14. Sit down at table. Notice that parent has spread homework out on table.
15. Announce that chair is uncomfortable.
16. Take off shoes.
17. Take off socks.
18. Look at math problems.
19. Act very thirsty. Announce that you need a drink of water and you are gonna die if you don't get one.
20. Get up and get drink of water. Drink very slowly.
21. Sit down and re-examine math problems.
22. Play with cat.
23. Decide you need to use the bathroom.
24. Sit in bathroom for 5 minutes. Observe the wallpaper pattern.
25. Return to table. Complete several math problems. Repeatedly ask if you have to do them all.
26. Sigh heavily and say “UGH!!!” when parent says, “Yes.”
27. Finish math problems. Be glad you are done.
28. Retrieve list of spelling words.
29. Ask if you can have something to eat.
30. Sigh heavily when parent says, “When you are finished with your homework.”
31. Begin writing spelling words 10 times each.
32. Sharpen pencil.
33. Act tired.
34. Pretend you have a headache.
35. Say you are cold.
36. Continue writing spelling words.
37. Ask if you can take your bath now.
38. Be disappointed when parent says, “When you are finished with your homework.”
39. Tell parent that you think you have something stuck in your teeth and ask if you can floss.
40. Finally, finish homework.
41. Run upstairs and resume playing with Barbies.
42. Forget to take homework to school the next day.